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PRINCE CHARLES ISSUES NEW 18-MONTH CLIMATE TIPPING POINT AFTER PREVIOUS "100 MONTH" DEADLINE EXPIRES
DAILY BYTE: The Prince of Wales has warned global leaders that if we don’t tackle climate change in 18 months the human race will go extinct... Prince Charles had previously issued a 100-month climate tipping point deadline in 2009... to save the world from... 'ecosystem collapse'..."
THE DAILY SPAM REPORTING FROM TOMORROW:
The British royal ecosystem collapsed today when the last goofy monarch in a long and dynastic string of inbred idiots - King Charles, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith - died fitfully in his sleep.
Known to have had his shoelaces ironed and to have traveled with his own toilet seat, the King attained room temperature at 11:05 PM last evening which some have interpreted as symbolic of November 5th, when taxpayers in 1604 attempted to detonate Parliament in what became known as the "Gunpowder Plot."
Given this fresh opportunity to cast off their atavistic belief in the need to allow superior people to rule over them, British subjects can now reject tyranny and despotism, refuse to coronate another dynastic parasite and live as free men and women on the land their ancestors conquered.
Or vote to reject Brexit.
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