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Yes, boys, girls and other-gendered individuals, America’s most politically incorrect newsletter has returned to grace (or befoul) your inbox once again.
The black suburbans have departed and the sounds of rotary wings high above the office have dissipated.
Only kidding, as soon as they spotted the Gadsden flag, they gave us a “thumbs up” and left.
Hmmm … I wonder if these were the same ops guys that the U.S. Department of the ____ dispatched to _______, VA on election eve to tell the _______ ____________ Agency to stop playing around with the voting machines?
Sorry, a guy’s gotta’ be pretty careful here on the Interlink.
[Somehow, whenever we’re online we seem to suffer from Schultz Syndrome ... which seems to disappear as soon as we logoff!]
We invite you to join us each day as we poke politicians, bugger bankers, aggravate advisors, enrage experts, educate the educators and trigger liberals at every opportunity.
A little squirt of WD-40, a couple of nuts tightened (including in the editor’s head) and our trusty 1952 Remington typewriter will keep churning out daily doses of irreverence, disrespect and the occasional astonishment (your experience may vary).
We’ll ask the tough questions, explore the dark corners, even imagine the unimaginable…
So many questions, so little time.
Anyway, God willing and the creek don’t rise (or the empire collapse) we’ll be back again with another stimulating edition.
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