Saturday, August 31, 2019 | Media got you confused? Wash your own brain here! | Read previous posts
THE DAILY SPAM SUSPENDS OPERATIONS WITH BLACK HELICOPTERS POSSIBLY HOVERING OVER OFFICE.
THE DAILY SPAM BROADCASTING FROM THE STORM SHELTER:
It appears that our literary activities have not caught the attention of certain powerful groups since we have not heard black helicopters hovering above. But that’s only because they’re probably using new anti-gravitic platforms.
And no black suburbans have been spotted out front, but that’s because they’re probably tunneling under our offices as we type (or is that rumbling purely gastrointestinal?).
Your editor will now shift his focus to helping fellow tax donors survive the coming Cultural Combo Pak of converging economic (crash), social (unrest) and geopolitical (war) cycles. Should be a real doozie!
If you enjoy bowling and have never been to Pittsburgh, please don’t hesitate to get in touch. If you have no idea what we’re talking about, please hesitate.
We’ll be back sometime in the future. Until then, keep your toner dry and your balls polished.
WHY LET OTHERS WASH YOUR BRAIN?
READERS ARE SAYING...
"Free speech? You've to be kidding me. Bill and I get $100,000 a pop." - Hillary
"This is hilarious. Why can't we be this funny? Might save us from bankruptcy." - The New Yuck Times
"We will take all necessary action." - Interpol
"Where the hell am I?" - Jeffrey Epstein
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