QUICK BYTE: "Ultra-realistic manipulation of digital imagery... "deepfakes"... can alter images so effectively it's largely impossible to tell real from fake..."
THE DAILY SPAM REPORTING FROM TOMORROW:
Political watchers were astonished today to spot photos online of the new Hillary Rodham Clinton, sixty pounds lighter and thirty years younger.
Photographed live from Rockefeller Center during her acceptance speech at the annual "CRONY" award which is given each year to the corrupt politician who contributed the most to global governance, the former First Lady stunned her adoring fans in a form-fitting Ralph Lauren string bikini, sporting curves that Marilyn Monroe (and JFK) would die for (and did).
We're a long way from that traditional Chairman Mao pants suits now. And those bags under her eyes? Gone with Benghazi! Look for Madame Secretary on the cover of Sports Illustrated soon.
Included on the star-studded panel were Marilyn Monroe, Sam Giancana, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinkley, Jr., David Mark Chapman, Ron Brown, Vincent Foster and William Colby.
QUICK BYTE: "... failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton... who kept confidential emails on an unsecured server... will deliver a keynote speech at the cybersec summit... 'People are going to pay between $795 and $,2000 to listen to a presentation (mostly coughing) from a person who was hacked by everyone on Earth'..."
THE DAILY SPAM: Following Madame Secretary's presentation, Stormy Daniels will present "Chastity For The Modern Female," followed by "Peace In Our Time'" by National Security Advisor, John Bolton.
Admission includes free shoes for throwing and a barf bag for each attendee.
QUICK BYTE: "The FBI... released a new batch of interview summaries related to the investigation into Clinton’s private email server... As shown on page 44 of this FBI document, Hillary... walked out with taxpayer-funded furniture and lamps and took them to her Georgetown home... When the Clintons transitioned out of the White House the Washington Post reported [they] took with them nearly $200,000 worth of furniture, artwork, china and rugs."
THE DAILY SPAM: Why should royalty answer to the people? Without the people there would be no royalty. And without royalty the people would have no one to follow. The one feeds the other, and the other steals from the one. This system has worked well for over 5,500 years.
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